The Lovely Loser

Well, hi there folks
So I was just doing a bit of exploring of the internet, as you do, and ended up, inevitably, on YouTube, on the Take180 channel looking at Electric Spoofaloo (A spoof channel, if anyone was wondering), and then I stumbled upon a show on Take180.com called I <3 Vampires, and, as a former Twilight fan, decided to check it out.

Turns out it’s this awesome take on Twilight which is actually this seriously compelling drama. It’s about two fan girls of “Confessions of a Teenage Vampire” who receive an email from a fan with the first few unpublished chapters of the next book in the saga (which actually happened to Stephenie Meyer!). In their excitement they post it on the internet and get in a whole load of trouble concerning actual REAL LIFE VAMPIRES!! 

The vampire bloke, Nick, is SERIOUSLY HOT, hotter, dare I say it, than Robert Pattinson himself!! I know, he’s THAT hot! Quite funny and seriously addictive, the two series really helped me to waste an entire day at my laptop.
Ah well, I did  it for the good of the internet. Check it out if you love vampires and let me know what you think!
http://www.take180.com/show/I__3_Vampires/h1a

Toodle pip.

Hello there, internet.

I just thought I would express my love for theme parks aimed at children much younger than me, as I went to one yesterday and had one of the best days of my life (slight exaggeration). 

The absolute highlight was the talking tree. It ACTUALLY SPOKE! Well… there was some poor bloke sat inside it with a microphone talking to all these kids who were totally shell-shocked that this tree was actually talking to them. Bless him.

Although, what an incredible job! You could go into a job interview and they’d be like “What was your last job?” and you could say, “Oh, yeah, I was a professional tree.” AMAZING.

Screw being a writer, I want to be a tree!